Controversies on Campuses

I was just reading a discussion of Naomi Schaefer Riley's God on the Quad in Books and Culture. Apparently, there is a chapter devoted to various controversial issues and how they are dealt with at the various religious colleges and universities she visited. But when she asked one student at Thomas Aquinas College what the big controversy was on their campus, the student responded, 'The big controversy here is the Plato versus Aristotle controversy.' Now that's where I wish I'd gone to college.